Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Flower of Depravity and the Root of Evil

This is one weird coincidence.

Yesterday, after checking the mail, I spied a dandelion on my front lawn, and in a flash all my mind could see was the flower of all depravity, and no doubts, from the Root of all Evil.

It was a cold, stark vision. Almost disabling but not exactly.

So I went back to the garage and came back to blast that bitch with a couple of pumps of Roundup (2,4-dichlorophenoxyacetic acid).

God, that felt good. I haven't sleep better in months.

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