It gives me unbridled flatulence to announce that Blader Industries, Inc., will shortly roll out a new product line: 24 Prognostication Services.
This product will provide our customers with a preview of the coming plot line from the hit FOX drama series, 24, starring Keifer Sutherland as the irrepressible and omnipotent Jack Bauer.
The preview is generated using the previous episode's plot line, fed through a proprietary program developed by our crack team of software engineers.
The output provides a stunningly realistic portent of things to come in the day of the lives of a dedicated team of counter-terrorism experts, government leaders, and their humble and sometimes humorous antics as they chase a pack of wild terrorists throughout the greater Los Angeles metropolitan area.
We anticipate that our customers will be able to utilize this service to impress upon their secretarial pools an impressive grasp of the hit 24 series, thereby enhancing their opportunities for copulatory activities and thereby increasing the odds that their genetic program will be passed on to another generation.
There isn't enough time to explain it in great detail, but draw a perimeter around your computer and stand by as we uplink the data to the Blader Industries, Inc. , corporate website using the latest in satellite technology.